Drink of the week: 

"Take this snowflake and shove it up your ass" (a response to right wing dipshits that can't argue without yelling something about her emails, benghazi, the last administration, or how 'uppity black people should stand for the anthem' without acknowledging the shitstorm that their votes have ignited in the country)

Sorry. Long Title. But the Drink is GREAT. Preferably consumed in front of a fire.

1 1/2 oz. hendricks or vim & petal

1oz. rose lillet

2 oz. seltzer

1/2 oz. campari

splash orange bitters

one drop of jasmine flower essence

Shake, pour. When finished, feel free to tear apart arguments in an intelligent manner that is annoyingly calm.   When that fails, correct their grammar (note correct use of their). Then they will refer to you as an elitist and go away generally.